iamsuperbianca

dear mr. mikey,

good day!

many of us got to watch your live interview with mareng winnie and igan.

if by any chance, you haven't seen it, thanks to technology, it is very easy to access. :)





okay. i really am not sure what was going on in your head at the time. (i mean, both at the time that you bought the house, and at the time of this interview.) what i can say is that i do know what was going on in the heads of many of our countrymen, thanks to twitter.

a few weeks ago after watching this live interview, i posted on twitter:

dear mr. mikey, we went to the same school. how come you have a different set of values from the rest of us? hmm..

you are a very, very popular man! you started a twitter revolution!!!! so many people replied with their own "dear mr. mikey" notes. these are just a few of the hundreds of tweets sent to me, about you. allow me to share them.




Dear mr mikey. I think i am one of your many silent partners (the filipino taxpayers). I may visit the states soon. I am gonna need the keys...wala akong matutuluyan. Bahay ko rin yan.
@JigsMayuga


Dear Mr. Mikey, you just sealed your political coffin.
@BubuyBalangue


dear mr. mikey... i have a question sir... wait, i'll just ask your lawyer instead!
@CarloVillanueva


dear mr.mikey!!!! YOU of all people really need a spiritual retreat!!!!!!!
@kring813


Dear Mikey, row 4 ka ba nung student ka?!
@monikka07


Dear Mr. Mikey, YOU are responsible for my decision to register to vote tomorrow. Mabuhay ka!
@suzy899


dear mikey, sana nag-baon ka ng bawang at sibuyas dahil nagisa ka big time ni mareng winnie.
@emydeguzman


dear mr. mikey, you are so stupid for agreeing to do a live interview in the first place. ur parents shud've advised u.
@bellai


Dear Mr. Mikey, Ang sarap naman ng buhay niyo. Buti pa kayo.
@alexbacz


dear mr. mikey, me and my daughter think that if you can have kick backs that we should also get the chance to KICK YOU BACK.
@Bypangilinan


dear mr. mikey, i dont believe that u are corrupt. i know your money came from the earnings of your movie "wlang iba kundi ikaw"
@oilstick


dear mr. mikey, Chief Scout pa naman ang nanay mo. hindi ka ba nya tinuruang maging laging handa?
@kareinxo


dear mr.mikey, i'm lost for words...*sigh*
@jenaux


Dear Mr. Mikey, "the fruit does not fall far from the tree".
@mayi


Dear Mikey, ang cute-cute mo... Ang cute-cute mong patayin!!!
@dd_babypink


Dear Mr. Mikey, bilog ang mundo and so is your face.
@arkl_69


Dear Mikey, you really are your mother's son.
@abilog


Dear Mr. Mikey, you've always been a lousy actor, got worse when you went on air with Arnold and Mareng Winnie.
@vicprusiana


dear mr. mikey... can i get you as my ninong sa kasal?
@vaneknok


Dear Mr. Mikey, your arguments re ill-gotten wealth did not sell, just like your movies.
@iVDMO


guys, please..let's give mikey a break. hindi naman kase pwedeng mamunga ng mansanas ang mango tree..
@no1else17


Dear mr. mikey, you are right, its difficult to explain when people dont want to listen.
@paenguin


Dear mr. mikey, iba talaga ang may pinag-manahan!
@thisisalmira


Dear Mikey,As far as I'm concerned, your lawyers are to blame.You are as innocent as your mother. As far as I'm concerned.
@johnbailon


dear mr. mikey may god have mercy on your soul.
@wawince


Dear Mr. Mikey, Lie and lie until you die.
@chepitz


dear mr. mikey, u put mr. Colayco to shame. U can write ur own version of palaguin mo ang pera mo.
@coolljdude


Dear Mr. Mikey, Sana nunal na lang ang namana mo kay Gloria.
@ipe


Dear Mr. Mikey, your will power is unbelievable. After teaming up with the country's premier leading ladies and ending with a flop movie, you still continue to act. You still haven't gave up on it, right?
@thedawnoflife


Dear Mr. Mikey, Thank for your trust and confidence. Money on the way. Kabo is waiting. Love & Kisses, Jueteng Lords
@rikbenz


Dear Mr. Mikey, even your lies sound phony, konting creativity naman! Kahit yun man lang mapagmalaki mo sa mga anak mo e.
@SavinMiguella


Dear mr. mikey , nagfafarm town k ba? i'll send you gifts too.
@jlunas


Dear Mr. Mikey, If you work really hard for your constituents and never tell a lie again, someday you may become a real man.
@jscatalla02


dear mr. mikey, im not proud to be a kapampangan because of you.
@jeyaiy


Dear Mikey, At least you got you swagger and spunk from me. Love, Mom
@eargutierrez


Dear Mr. Dato, Isa ka pa!!!
@martinladores


Dear Mr. Mikey, I feel sorry for whoever had to wash the suit you were wearing because you must've been sweating bullets.
@checklit


dear mr.mikey, please stop. just stop!
@pearlychelle


dear mr. mikey.. if one of your children were class treasurer, and one collection day, after the box is filled, she puts all the money in her pocket. will that make you happy?
@iamsuperbianca


dear mr. mikey. can you share with me pls your list of (wedding) sponsors. para kunin ko rin sila sa wedding ko. :p
@akosiDi


dear mr. mikey, i used to idolize u as an action star but now i realize mas magaling ka palang komedyante.
@jonpogi


Dear Mikey, Your mom must be so proud of you right now. Love, Dad
@bangengeman


Dear Mr. Mikey, you will go to H**L. Hahaha. Say hi to the other scum politicians who will follow u there. :)
@drewboy


Dear mr. mikey.. the family that corrupts together..
@annietweets2



so as you can see mr. mikey, the filipinos today are smart, passionate, and fully aware of current events. and may i add, quite witty!

i hope that we from the twitterworld have enlightened you on what is in the hearts and minds of our countrymen.

so mr. mikey, sir, please don't do bad things. please be good. please make us proud of you and not angry at you.



sincerely,
a taxpaying, law-abiding, socially responsible citizen of the philippines