14 May 2007

on a lighter note.. :p




face warp by sony ericsson!

check out the gonzalez girls on a night out! i love it.



face warp is our favorite past time ng ate ko. so if you see us laughing our ass off staring at a celphone, that only means there is a face warp session going on.



radio ad by combantrin.

they should win an award for this ad series.

pagkatapos alamin,
at handa nang harapin,
ugaliing mag-combantrin!




first..

attention miss waist line ng bayan:
di porket uso ang wide belt ay ibig sabihin bagay ito sa iyo.
dahil kung may bilbil ka, imbis na isa lang, dahil sa wide belt..
dalawa na sila.

at dapat mong tanggapin na dahil nasa tropical country tayo,
malamang may bulate ang anak mo, at wala siyang takas dito.

pagkatapos alamin, at handa nang harapin, ugaliing mag-combantrin.



second..

attention miss ex:
naaalala mo ba yung first love mo?
yung lalaking akala mo makakasama mo habambuhay?
noong isang hapon, sa ilalim ng mga gumamela, na tinabi ka niya, at sinabi niyang..
"its not you, its me."

it was you.

at dapat mo ding tanggapin na dahil nasa tropical country tayo,
malamang may bulate ang anak mo, at wala siyang takas dito.

pagkatapos alamin, at handa nang harapin, ugaliing mag-combantrin.



last..

attention miss inggit sa college rival:

maganda siya, matalino, mabait..
sobrang seksi niya na kapag naliligo siya sa batis, pati ang mga isda'y napapa-"haaay!".
mas mayaman pa siya.
pero ang tanong diyan, masaya ba siya?

actually, oo.
masaya siya.

at dapat mo ring tanggapin na dahil tayo'y nasa tropical country,
malamang may bulate ang anak mo at wala siyang takas dito.
di yan masaya.

pagkatapos alamin, at handa nang harapin, ugaliing mag-combantrin.



hahahahahahahahah! panalo sa commercial.
congratulations sa mga gumawa nito. laugh trip na, effective pa. :p



on a more serious note..


we should really be in constant search for things in life that make us smile.

52 comments:

Shoo Bee said...

yeah, i totally agree with you miss bianca...

Anonymous said...

Hi ate bianca... i just want you to know that I do believe that u deserve the blessings you are getting. I dont know you personally, but it shows that you are a great person. Beautiful in and out. I remember seeing you in candy, and I think it's really great that youve managed to make it bigger. Godbless you and i wish you all the best. You are a great role model. ;) mica

Carlo Ledesma said...

Hey Bianca! Kamusta? Was trolling thru Ala's blog and looked through yours. Nice to know it's up and running again. That radio ad is hilarious. Only in the Philippines. =) Hope you're well. Ingats!

kaRen_myxmatch said...

hahaha! laughtrip 'tong latest post mo Bianca... saan mo nakuha ang combantrin script na yan?

ang sarap ng totoong tawa. ung parang wala ng bukas hehehe

Unknown said...

no chance to hear the RCs, but the copy is funny! pero sandali, bagay ba sa magulang yun? :)

Brother`Bear said...

ayos ahh.. laughtrip nga...

http://jakebrotherbear.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

Yes. I really think that what you said on the "serious note" is correct.

:D

Anonymous said...

Helo Bianca! I'm a big fan of yours! Last thursday night, I tried to search on some of your links in the internet and it was my luck to find this blog! and you know what? the day after, i took a time to read on most of your entries(napuyat ako pero ok lang haha) and it really made me smile and laugh at the same time.. ayun lang hehe.. nkakatuwa ka crush tlga kita! as in idol! ---clarke

Poinks said...

grabe, i heard those commercials, sobrang laughtrip siya.. very creative hehe. you're right, we should really be in constant search for things in life that make us smile. masyadong negative mag isip ang mga tao ngayon. just be positive diba. :) korek. :)

princess_dyanie said...

hi ms bianca! ;) i just want to know that i admire you and you're an inspiration to me. you are beautiful inside and out and a girl with a big heart. ;)

i hope i could see you soon. i sent an email to your show blog regarding your taping sched so that i could see you personally and let u know that you're a role model for me but i haven't received any response from them yet.

i hope you could response from this comment and i think seeing you will be the best bday gift ever (my bday will be on june02) ;)

thanks ms bianca for being a role model and u rock! ;)

btw, im also your avid fan :)

More Power and God Bless! :) - dyanie

Anonymous said...

wow!! nice past time po yan.. ang cute! asan ka po dyan ate bianca???

Anonymous said...

hello theere ate b..ur such a great person and you ony deserve teh best..don't search for happiness, just decide to be happy..hehehe

Raffy said...

hello bianca,
kamusta ka na? sorry, hindi na ako nakakapanood ng shows mo sa channel 2 kase yung tv namin, meron nang problema. sorry for that madami na akong na-missed na tv shows ng dos. anyways, just dropped by to say hi to you.

supersherwin said...

Hi bianca!
You made me laugh today! Those warped photos are really cute and funny! The Combantrin ad is really, really funny there first time I heard it over the radio. Tama si karen_myxmatch, masarap ang totoong tawa.

Anonymous said...

hahaha! miss bianca. panalo ung post mo. :) nakakatuwa.!

emygirl said...

napa-isip ako don sa "serious note" ha... pero sobrang funny nyang combantrin ad. :)

Anonymous said...

bianca,

ano reaction mo dun sa balikbahay thingy ng pbb2? aminin.

JAm said...

well that post made me smile. ^_^

bhitzs said...

hahaha laughtrip ang script na yan! ang kulit!

Anonymous said...

hello ate bianca. . .

ive never heard that ad, di kasi ako mahilig sa radio. . .jejeje

pero i do agree sa sinabi mo. . .

we should not take all things seroiusly. . .nakaaksira ng ulo yun. . .joke. . .Laughter is the best medicine ika nga. . .=)

Anonymous said...

nakaktawa nga yang combantrin commercial na yan. haha

Anonymous said...

That face warp was so cool! parang sa photoshop...hmmm...mapagtripan ko nga rin yan sa Photoshop..hahahah

Dahil sa panay computer ang kaharap ko day and night, di ko naririnig yang ad na yan....pero...waahhahahahahah!!! panalo!

~Lily
http://www.lily-grace.com

Anonymous said...

wow i found another celebrity blog! hi hi hello! :)

thought I don't watch i lot of ABS CBN shows, but i definitely heard about you! ;)

pa tambay ha.. hope you could visit mine too.

Eli

Anonymous said...

linked you up nga pala.. baka may mapunta ditong mga blogmates ko.. hehe.. kung may blogroll ka, baka pwede din pa link? thanks thankst hantks

Anonymous said...

this was good! =) made me smile.

Anonymous said...

hi po... i read about your philosophy class... super gusto ko po umatend ng philo class pero wala kasi sa school namen... pwede ba sa ateneo na philo subject lang? hindi tlga ako magenroll as a student... gusto ko lang yung philo class... thanks po:)

- - - - - - - said...

bianca..you are an inspiration to many...keep it up and more power!

tins said...

biancs....super laughtrip!

on that serious last note - amen to that!

it would make us look younger na, it makes earth a better place to live pa.... we're all happy happy people ^_^

[vayie] said...

I couldn't agree with you more. Enough of the melodrama. Ü

Anonymous said...

Nyehehe. Rak on pare!~

Naalala ko tuloy 'yung mga "commercials na nanggigisa" dati.

Ayun, kunwari hindi ako dumaan sa blog na 'to. =)

Leah said...

i don't have that warp function in my SE phone. boo. hehe. oh well.

hey we have the same last name, down to the "z" at the end (i hate it when people misspell it). alam ko related tayo kasi pareho tayo maganda. bwahahahaha.

Unknown said...

Definitely, made my day. I was laughing so hard while reading it. Thanks for sharing Bianca :)

Anonymous said...

very nice and funy commercial!! =)

You are truly an admirable person. Yor thoughts and ideas are amazing. You are such a beautiful person in and out. I wish one day I'll be able to meet you. :-)

take care. =)

Unknown said...

yes laughtrip ito! i heard this first on A.M. radio at Tambalang Failon at Sanchez's program at my updated version na pala!biancs thanks for sharing! :)

Anonymous said...

Madalas ko ding marinig ang ad na yan. May isa pang nakakatawa eh.

"Hindi mapa-oo si Anna. Hindi mapa-oo si... (I forgot the names) Bigyan mo ng Dulcolax. Mapapa-oo rin yan."

=))

Anonymous said...

Hi Ate Biancs, haha nakakatuwa! Ang cute nung face warp. Haha

JR aka DJ Rbjslimm said...

yo girl! your Blog is up and running again, cool! Anyways, take it easy and stay up! Ingats!

bUdAi said...

uhmm well. i have to say na true that we should always be in search for those things in life that would make us smile. hehehe. but sometimes nagiging mas priority mo yung paghahanap ng cure sa mga pains na nararamdaman ng puso.. just like me. hahaha. pero i realized talaga that happiness is never and will never be absolute. so seize the moment.

Anonymous said...

Oh my! First-time visitor here!

I haven't heard of that radio adbut the copy got me laughing.

choldmhist said...

hey look, it's Super Bianca! ^_^

Ms. Bianca, thought i'd leave a couple of thoughts on...

The Combantrin Ad;
yeah, i've heard 2 of the 3 ads you so gracefully transcripted for us. Laughtrip. Sobra. Pero minsan, medyo off rin, biglang banat kasi ng "at dapat mong tanggapin na dahil nasa tropical country tayo,
malamang may bulate ang anak mo, at wala siyang takas dito."... Weird. Especially dun sa belt. haha. the first time i heard the ad, akala ko it was by the FashionPolice! nyaha!

THE constant search for things in life that make us smile;
simple lang, 'i totally agree with you. Apir tayo diyan.'

More power, Ms. B!

Drakulita said...

wheee youre back! LOL. ngayon lang ulit ako napadpad dito. madalas ka rin pala sa style.com. If you want I can send you na invite to thefashionspot.com - fun fashion/style community yun! <3

-quel / drakulita
drakulita[@]gmail.com

Anonymous said...

" we should really be in constant search for things in life that make us smile."

that's really nice to contemplate with

yellowcandy

princess tea said...

hi ate bianca? ok yung mga pix nakakatuwa hehe i love that hehe

Anonymous said...

i think the first combantrin ad is straight up wrong.

i see it as a prejudice against `fat` people.

just because youre fat and has `bilbil` doesnt mean you cant wear anything you want. right?

was slightly offended. but hey. people actually find it funny. so i guess its ok ?

Erika Amor said...

haha, panalo ang combatrin. comedy to!

Anonymous said...

it really made me smile.. not just smile.. but laugh!

Anonymous said...

this ad series reminds of Bud Lights's Real Men of Genuis ad's. maybe they got the inspiration from them.

here are some of those Bud Light's ad :

http://thefuntimesguide.com/2004/10/bud_light_real.php

sachiko said...

hey bianca. its me again. so how do u do those face warps?! ryt?! hehe. tnx. u know what im been thinking of u to be my find. do u live here in alabang?! kc one time my sister said na nakita ka daw nia sa town. hehe. thats my mall. i mean i go there every weekend. hehe. tc bianx

keSSen said...

hahah pnagtitripan dn namin yan ng mga pinsan ko ang face warp! sarap mangbiktima nyan.hahah nung bago plng ung fone, biniktima ko mga kpamilya ko, super laugh trip!ayaw na dw nila mgpapicture sa phone ko dahil pumapangit dw cla. hahah


aus dn yung commercial ah. effective! \m/

dondon said...

hi bianca I always watch your shows...you're a great host...

Iliyas said...

You need to read this

http://isaganix.wordpress.com/2007/07/06/pinworm-combantrin-and-the-freedom-of-speech/

Anonymous said...

ur blog on combantrin, it's so funny,for info purposes lang, all of us should deworm every 4 months,pag hindi nasusunod malamang my eggs na tayo sa GI tract...